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04 December 2009 @ 08:37 pm


Watch the first twenty seconds of that video. Now.

Don't ask me why, don't 'um' and 'ah', don't leave it for later, just watch the fracking thing. I am asking for a paltry 20 seconds of your life here, so stop reading this and play the video already.

*goes off into corner to freak out a little more quietly*

*but not very quietly*

--EDIT FOR CONTEXT--

Please note, I'm using a youtube link, but this video is originally from the official Solomon Kane movie site. It is official promotional material that they are using to sell their movie. Which is why I am more than a little overwhelmed by awesome.
 
 
Peter Brunton
Write a letter to your 16 year old self.
Advise yourself.
Tell yourself the things you wished you knew back then.
Yes, you can tell yourself the lottery results if you want.


*Looks at self*

You know what? Sixteen year old me was an idiot. He got himself into a whole bunch of trouble, and did a whole bunch of stupid stuff, and made a whole bunch of stupid fucking mistakes which he'll totally regret.

And he turned out pretty OK.

So, sixteen year old me, you just keep on doing what you're doing. Sure, you're going to fuck up a bunch, but you're figuring stuff out, and you'll learn a lot from all that fucking up. You'll do some stupid stuff that you shouldn't have done, because it sucked or made you look like an idiot, and you'll do some stupid stuff that was totally freaking awesome, and so very worth it. You'll hang out with some really sucky people, and you'll hang out with some totally awesome people (Waves at Tamsin, Richard, Kitty, Ian, Basil, Dong, Nick, Steve, Mike and Rob, because he hasn't waved at those guys in a while, and they all rock), and then you'll go to university and hang out with even more awesome people (and one awesome person who you'd already been hanging out with; see previous wave), and totally get pounced by this hot chick who pretends that she's lost her keys just for an excuse to crash at your place, and manage to walk away from that relationship as good friends, and then get into another relationship (through more pouncing) that you'll fuck up in ways you never even imagined you were capable of, and somehow still manage to eventually come out of that one as friends, and you'll never really stop regretting fucking that one up so bad, but in a stupid way that's OK because that's just another part of what's going to make you into me, even if it sucks.

And sixteen year me, I'd like you to know that being me is pretty awesome. So you've got that to look forward to.

So fuck recriminations, and fuck "things I wish I'd known": Sixteen year old me can make his own mistakes, and he'll do just fine in the end.

Though, on consideration, he might want to consider not drinking quite so much on that one new years eve night out.


((NB: Dear god, anyone else doing this meme, please don't take this as a dig at you or something. It's just my personal response.))
 
 
Peter Brunton
27 November 2009 @ 01:12 am
For those interested, here's a chunk of my latest draft.

Unfortunately, as I may have previously mentioned, I've started writing somewhere in act 2, with the intention of going back and writing act 1 later. So, after the cut, I've included a summary of the relevant stuff.

Summary... )

The excerpt (32 pages) can be found here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/23228160

--EDIT--
Updated the link, so it actually freakin works.
 
 
Peter Brunton
27 November 2009 @ 12:48 am
Last week, I missed both of my 4,000 word targets. Had to make up the difference on other days.

Today, I did 4,000 words.
And I didn't even start writing until 5:30pm.

Then I relaxed, and watched some TV. Then I carried on relaxing with Iron Man.

Then, part way through Iron Man, I realised that I really wanted to find out what happened next in the story, so I wrote another 1,000 words, nicely catching me up on yesterday's shortfall.

(Sidenote; just got to Samuel L Jackson's cameo. Nick Fury, fuck yeah!)

So, yeah. I'm pleased with that.

What did I spend the morning doing?
Watching Desert Bus For Hope of course. This morning these guys finished a 6 day long marathon of the most boring game in history (invented by Penn & Teller no less), to raise money for charity. Specifically $132,000 for Child's Play

The people behind this madness are Loading Ready Run, a Canadian amateur comedy troup who produce some truly epic sketch comedy, as well as a series they're calling commodoreHustle which supposedly chronicles their lives between shoots for their sketch vids. Check out their videos at www.loadingreadyrun.com. In case you're wondering, that's where the rest of my time, up until 5:30, went. Seriously, if nothing else, go watch commodoreHustle; it's 11 episodes, just 15 minutes each, and I can barely remember the last time I laughed so hard.
(commodoreHustle site is down right now, but the series is mirrored on the group's main site. Oh, these guys also do the Escapist News Network vids for Escapist Magazine. That's the magazine that brings us Yahtzee Croshaw's Zero Punctuation.)

Finally, I have this stuck in my head:



(And now so do you).

(Yes, I chose the version with the House animation just to cause you additional pain. The hip gyrations, they are hypnotic).
 
 
Peter Brunton
22 November 2009 @ 01:58 pm
YES!

FUCK YOU, WORD COUNT! FUCK YOU!

WHO'S THE FUCKING BOSS NOW?

ME! THAT'S WHO!

Ahem. Yes. 12,000 words done this week. I'm feeling pretty good about that.
 
 
Peter Brunton


I still can't figure out if I actually 'like' Lady GaGa's music, but I have an overwhelming desire to take the entire entire aesthetic of this video and fucking mainline it. Where do I go to get this shit on tap?

--EDIT--

OK, so the "do I like her music" question was answered when I grabbed her album and played the everloving shit out of it. There's a lot of really addictive stuff on there, and even the weaker tracks are perfectly enjoyable. Shit, I didn't like any of her stuff at first glance, but it really gets its hooks in you.

(And I'm almost ashamed to admit that I am now following her on Twitter, because she actually posts really entertaining stuff. Latest tweet: "Seems as though my twitter was hacked yesterday. I could be angry, except I secretly love how psychotically smart my fans are." God dammit, I'm not supposed to like pop stars this much. It's bad for my indie cred).
 
 
Peter Brunton
15 November 2009 @ 11:33 pm
Continuing it's fine tradition of unintentionally hilarious headlines, the BBC website gives us this:


Australia 'Sorry' for Child Abuse


(say it with finger quotes, I dare you)
 
 
Peter Brunton
15 November 2009 @ 01:48 am
ACTA  
So that I shall not be personally responsible for doom-mongering and inadvertent misinformation, I have removed my previous post on this subject, and instead direct you to the excellent coverage by Boing-Boing.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/12/everything-you-want.html

The above link has a 20 minute lecture on the subject by Ottawa University Professor of Law and Canada Research Chair in Internet and E-Commerce Law, Dr Michael Geist, summarising much of what we know so far. At the bottom of the page you will also find links to all of Boing-Boing's previous articles on the subject.

Dr Geist's personal blog, with further information, can be found at http://www.michaelgeist.ca/

More than anything, you need to understand that a trade agreement that has far reaching impacts into the personal lives of anyone who is capable of reading this post, is being discussed in absolute secrecy by a collection of major world powers, including the US, the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, and the whole of the European Union.

Our understanding of ACTA is based on confirmed leaked documents, and whilst it is thus dependent on snapshots of the agreement rather than a final text, it gives us a pretty solid picture of what's going on here. That being said, it doesn't matter if every last word of this turns out to be wrong; what matters is that the governments involved in this agreement come forward and demonstrate that this conjecture is wrong (if it is wrong), by being willing to openly and publicly debate this matter, instead of finding new excuses to keep the public excluded.

Please, for the love of God, take the five minutes to write an e-mail to your MP or similar duly appointed representative, demanding openness and transparency on this subject. One of the most fundamental principles of democracy is that you have a personal and individual right to a say in how your country is governed, and that includes how your country conducts it's foreign policy. Use that right.
 
 
Peter Brunton
13 November 2009 @ 01:28 pm
So, yesterday was good fun. Seeing as how I've been here just about a year now (arrived on the 15th last year), I thought I'd actually include some pictures.

Are you not amazed?

So kflargle behind the kfloggle )
 
 
Peter Brunton
11 November 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Writing is going slowly.  I'm getting a little bit done, every day, which beats my usual "whole week with no progress" routine, but not by a lot.  It's good to keep my head in the story thought.

Jumping in to act 2 really helped.  First off, my two main characters don't actually meet until the start of act 2, so this way I can get to writing those characters together, which is much more fun for me.  Secondly, it allows me to skip all of the scene setting and opening plays, and then fill that stuff in later once I know what I need (as [info]bodybag_pilgrim rightly pointed out).

It's been interesting playing around with these early scenes of Rachael and Arsha together; it's not an easy friendship for them, and trying to keep that balance of cautious and engaged has been difficult.  I've got this sense now of how the story is going to go, with Rachael slowly becoming a part of this loving family, whilst keeping the suspicions and uncertainties hiding under the surface, so that when Justin reappears she'll still go running back into his arms.

Really, the first book is Arsha's story, told from Rachael's perspective.  It's about how she finds this girl Rachael, at a very difficult place in life, makes friends with her, and eventually helps her to escape from an abusive relationship.  The grand arc of the series will have Rachael as the hero, but in this first story, Arsha has to save her, in order to establish Arsha as the older sister.  Rachael is hot-headed, and gets stuff done by ignoring all the rules, which makes her the primary protagonist, but she needs Arsha to cover her back, look after her, and reign her in.

I'm excited about what I can do with all of this.  The characters are coming together so well now that I'm finally feeling a real confidence that people might want to read this story.  Of course, the characters on the page are not nearly so well formed as they are in my head now, but I'm working on that.  The story as a whole is starting to really take on shape.  It's shedding weight, becoming leaner, tougher, and more focused.  Things which I thought were important, like crazy magical powers that the girls were supposed to have, seem to be falling by the wayside.  I'm less focused on things, and more focused on the characters and how they all relate.  My vital plot points are becoming character moments, instead of big action scenes.  That's good; it's where real storytelling comes from.

Inevitably there will still be big action scenes, because I'm a big action writer, and always have been, but they're not where my thoughts naturally end up anymore.

Tomorrow I'll be heading into town, for Cory Doctorow's book signing (read Makers for free on his website, www.craphound.com, it's really good).  Also plan on wandering round Kensington Market, hitting up the vintage clothing stores.  Got some ideas for bits and pieces that I'd like to hunt down; I've been needing to fill out my wardrobe for a while now, but I think I was waiting until I had an actual sense of what I was looking for, aside from my usual jeans and t-shirts.  Most recently, I'm on a massive kick for waistcoats and other vintage parethenalia (you may proceed to roll eyes now).  Sort of going for 1920's journalist. 
I dunno.  Mostly I think I just got tired of throwing together the same old stuff.

Also, I'm posting about clothes shopping, which is further proof that I must be gay.  There's just that whole pesky "don't actually find men attractive" thing holding me back.  Maybe I could just say I'm gay, and carrying on dating women anyway? (Not that I'm doing much of that these days)



 
 
Peter Brunton
03 November 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Better today.  Still a little off kilter, but not actually doing badly.

I'm officially taking a month off from my column.  It's NaNoWriMo month, and I'd actually really like to take a shot at doing the full 50,000 words this year (kinda behind, but oh well), so I'm going to shelve my other projects for the month and just focus on the one thing.  That's kind of the point of NaNoWriMo; focus.

So yeah, one month haitus, but it'll come back with fresh ideas, I hope.

We'll see what else I can put together in the meantime.
 
 
Peter Brunton
02 November 2009 @ 10:42 pm
So apparently the whole "Feeling really good about myself" thing lasted for about a week or so.  Was wondering when the crash would come.  Feeling this total fucking lack of confidence, like I don't even want to look at a page right now.

Fuck.

Also, weekly column fail.  I've got nothing but scraps.

Sod it, I'm off to bed.
 
 
Peter Brunton
02 November 2009 @ 05:19 pm
This kind of made me feel a little sick.

I mean seriously; you managed to recover 7.5 tonnes of steel from the wreckage of the twin towers, and you decided that it would be a fitting tribute to those who died in that tragedy to make something from it.  Creation from destruction.

And you decided to make a warship.

Let's face it; if America is ever to mature, as a nation, something has to be done about this endless obsession with their military.  Someone has to find a way to unhitch the idea of patriotism and national pride from the image of a powerful military presence.  Because let's face it, everything that came after 9/11 ultimately comes down to America restoring it's sense of national pride and wholeness by expressing that pride in the only way it knows how; massive displays of overwhelming military superiority.  It's why Afghanistan and Iraq have become such utter quagmires; because the absolute, untainted, perfect victory that they know they deserve has forever remained just out of reach.  So long as the American public retains this fetishism of their own unrivaled military power, they will never accept a realistic conclusion to either of these conflicts.  They want to "win", in clear and definite terms.  They want parades in the streets, and the enemy leaders up in chains, and everyone cheering them on.  Glittering photographs of a young soldier grabbing some pliant girl for a swooping kiss.  Ten gun salutes, and "Victory" headlines.

They will never have them.  Saddam's execution did nothing to end the violence in his country.  Osama Bin Laden remains elusively out of reach, a ghost-like figure, his lack of recent public appearance only enhancing his infuriatingly spectral presence.  The Afghani elections stink of corruption, but to dig deeper would only be to step back from that gleaming absolute victory that is so longed for.  DARPA continues to pour money into increasingly high tech solutions to peace keeping, increasing deployment of Reaper combat drones, and experimenting with farcical concepts for bomb destroying ray-guns and the utterly farcical debacle of their so-called "Gay Bomb" (that this weapon was ever even remotely considered for use in "peace keeping" demonstrates the degree to which the American military has succeeded in completely dehumanising their enemy), and all the while soldiers and civilians keep on dying.

Unfortunately, any attempt to suggest that the answer does not lie in a bigger gun, or more men and women in uniform will always run into the roadblock of the subconscious association of military power and patriotism.  To question the efficacy of a military approach to this problem is to question America, to make yourself an enemy.  That the truest patriots would rather see less, rather than more dead soldiers, is lost to the hurricane.

Where do we even start?
I don't have any answers really, but I hope the question will at least get some people thinking.

Still, I guess if it were me I'd start by never allowing Michael Bay to make another movie in his life.
I mean, honestly, it couldn't do any harm.
 
 
Peter Brunton
02 November 2009 @ 12:53 pm
Feeling good. Brief walk to get the legs working. School playground full of children, deafening cacophony of birdsong, barely heard background hum of the cars going by on Queen street.  Grabbed stuff for lunch.  Friendly flirting with cute girl at the check-out.  Very idyllic.

Came in last night to find a bag of halloween candy hanging from my door. Present from the kid upstairs (no doubt in return for the cookies I baked for him and his friends on halloween). Very sweet.

The other day his parents asked to him to push my mail under the door whilst I was out. He seems quite taken with the idea; I now come home to find little notes and drawings waiting for me.

Stayed up too late last night reading Cory Doctorow's new book. Had fun chat with [info]kathie_d.

Sitting down with a nice hot mug of Irish Breakfast tea. Lovely. NaNoWriMo awaits.
 
 
Peter Brunton
02 November 2009 @ 11:22 am
...where just carrying the Olympic flame wasn't nearly awesome enough.



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Peter Brunton
01 November 2009 @ 11:22 pm
From The Times:

Lord Drayson, the Science and Innovation Minister, was not consulted or informed by Mr Johnson before Professor Nutt’s dismissal, despite his office being responsible for co-ordinating scientific advice across Whitehall. He was unavailable for comment yesterday, but said on his Twitter account that he would be “asking why he was not informed, getting facts, and finding a solution”.
 

That's right; one of Britain's oldest news establishments is reduced to retweeting.

Oddly enough, I don't really find this sad.  Actually, it's awesome.  Welcome to a world where barriers between the public, and the people they are elect, are increasingly being broken down by the intimacy of technology.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future.
(We have cookies).

 
 
Peter Brunton
[info]brightroar  asks about Dreams.

It'd be too easy to say that my dreams are weird.  Everyone's dreams are weird.  My dreams are the kind of weird you get when you spend too long studying literature.

I dream novels.  Whole novels.  They have structure.  They have narrative devices, like flashbacks, and foreshadowing.  It's almost all first person, as dreams are, but very often the sequence will shift, and I'll be entirely conscious of the fact that it's shifted because we're now in a different timeframe, exploring events that relate to, or set up, the following scene.
Sometimes there's internal monologue, or narration.  Sometimes, I'm switching between the perspectives of different characters in these flashbacks and flashforwards.

Last night's dream involved an impending apocalypse, being kept secret by the government, and an enterprising group of students who were selling tickets to a shelter of some kind.  It had been foreshadowed that later on they would be on the run from the government, who may possibly have been behind the whole thing in the first place.  There was an interesting romantic subplot in there, involving a fairly awkward couple, one of whom wasn't aware of the impending bad shit yet, the other of whom was trying to carry on like normal, for various reasons.

Unfortunately two things inevitably happen when I wake up (just when things are getting really good, naturally).  The first is that I start to forget all the details, as you do with dreams.  However I remember enough for the second thing to happen, which is that I realise that this beautiful, awesome, brilliant, funny, mind bogglingly clever story I just experienced was actually a complete pile of shit.  It was disjointed, badly written, vital plot threads weren't properly explained, and nothing actually hung together in the slightest.  It just felt amazing, because dream logic allowed me to ignore all of that.

I wish I could write stories as good as the ones in my dreams.  The trouble is, the stories in my dreams aren't anything like as good as the stories I wish I could write.

 
 
Peter Brunton
30 October 2009 @ 10:41 pm
Turned up at work to find out that 2 people weren't coming, so there was just three of us to manage the store.  One guy in service.  One guy behind the counter.  One guy on the shop floor.  All of us looking extremely frantic.

Bare in mind that being behind the counter doesn't just mean handling the checkout.  No, it means getting stuff from locked cabinets, answering various technical questions, doing small installations and other fixes, discussing the pros and cons of various products (which you will soon discover the customer knows far less about than they think they do), and having to patiently explain things ten times over to total fucking morons.

Shop floor is just as bad.  Shop floor is answering the phone (which rings about every five minutes), answering even more questions from total fucking morons, keeping people from stealing shit, fetching stuff down from shelves, showing products to customers, and fetching things from the warehouse, whilst a queue of about five people all wait to talk to you.

Service means dealing with the line of six people, each waiting to return something, each of them absolutely convinced that they shouldn't have to pay a restocking fee, even though the guy in front of them had to, and the guy after them will have to.  Also, fixing people's computers, dealing with complaints, testing products for warranty, and all kinds of other shit.

Oh, yeah, and it was insanely busy.  Like, normal day, we make $10,000.  Today we made something like $17,000.

So, yeah.  Fun day.

Plus side, being only guy behind counter meant being only guy with access to the music player.  Which, given it was a stressful day and Pete needed his relaxing musics, meant all Van Morrison, all the fucking time.
I may have possibly started to drive the others a little bit insane (but then this would imply that they don't like Van Morrison, which means they are already insane).

Actually, I do a disservice; I did start the morning off with Ocean Eyes, by Owl City, which is the most insanely beautiful album I have heard all year.  Like, just absolutely fucking perfect.  My only complaint is that whoever decided on the song order was some kind of jackass, and decided to put Tidal Wave at the end, when it's obviously a fucking perfect choice to open the album.  Instead it starts with Cave In, which is great, but actually about the blandest song on the album (still great, just not the greatest).  Also, the only way to own a copy of the stunningly beautiful track If My Heart Were A House is to buy the album through iTunes.
Yeah, fuck you Apple.  Fuck you.

Anyways, new version of Ubuntu.  Woohoo!

 
 
Peter Brunton
29 October 2009 @ 11:27 pm

Oh come on, you all know the drill for this one by now.  Player, entire music collection, random, no skipping.  This seems to come around once every six months, but I still get the urge to do it every time.  Blah.

Waking Up: Hideki Nagunuma – Sneakman (Toronto Mix) ~ It's from the soundtrack to Jet Set Radio Future

Average Day: Bit Rationale – Bloody Beat Box ~ Look them up, they're an unsigned band I chanced on... uh... somewhere

First Date: Morningwood – Everybody Rules ~ Angry chicks with guitars. Best first date, ever!

Falling In Love: Godfrey Birtle – Are You Ready? ~ Crazy worship leader dude, and generally nice bloke.

Fight Scene: Myst III Soundtrack – The Confrontation ~ Well... that was apt.

Breaking Up: Yuki Kaijura – Unknown track ~ It's something from the Kara No Kyokai soundtrack, but I have no idea what it's actually called.

Getting Back Together: Joni Mitchell – Barangrill ~ See, I have normal music!

Secret Love: Enya – The Memory of Trees ~ Well, it's got the right sound at least.

Life's Okay: Enya – The Sun in the Stream ~ So apparently Winifred (my media PC) really likes Enya.

Mental Breakdown: Guy Gross – Memory Loss ~ Farscape soundtrack, can't remember which episode (presumably one involving memory loss). At least it's fitting.

Driving: Lady GaGa – Paparazzi (Stuart Price Remix) ~ I see you judging me.

Learning A Lesson: Wilco – Impossible Germany ~ Crazy folk rock type modern pop thing. Look 'em up, they're good. Love this song.

Deep Thoughts: The Rolling Stones – Play With Fire ~ This is one of three songs I ever learned the basic chords to. Probably because it has, like, two chords (the others were Wish You Were Here, and Knockin' On Heaven's Door).

Flashback: Jens Lekman – The Opposite of Hallelujah ~ I have never heard this song before in my life. Like, seriously, I have no idea who Jens Lekman is, or why I have two songs by him. Y'know, it's actually really good.
Partying: Linkin Park – [Stef] ~ Again, with the judging.

Happy Dance: Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet With Butterfly Wings ~ “Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.” Worst. Happy dance. Ever.

Regretting: Static-X – Performance ~ As in, I am regretting having spent money on that shitty album just because Cold was the only good thing about Queen of The Damned.

Long Night Alone: Captain – Hazelville ~ Actually pretty fitting. Good band, never really got the radio play they deserved. Sort of modern British indie deal, like Maximo Park but with a softness to them. Great vocalists.

Death Scene: Kaiba Soundtrack – Unknown track ~ Another anime soundtrack, this time from Kaiba, which is still one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen. Anyone planning to run Eclipse Phase should consider it essential viewing if they really want to understand what body-swapping and forking would do to human society.

So, in conclusion, the randomizer on my new home theatre PC has conspired to make me appear completely fucking batshit insane.

On the whole, I'm really rather happy with that.

 
 
Peter Brunton
26 October 2009 @ 11:12 pm

There's something about the first edge of winter, when the chill is in the air, but the first snow has yet to fall. When you walk home at night, and smell the autumn leaves burning. The maple trees all turn a heavy, sombre red, like the colour of blood.

There's something about the grey skies, dim light even at midday, as you walk down an abandoned rail-road track that slices through the middle of town. Something about that grey sky, meeting the rusted iron rails. Something in the air, that makes me think of Van Morrison.

Veedon Fleece apparently remains “by far the most underplayed album in [Morrison's] canon”, according to Clinton Heylin, in Can You Feel The Silence? It received Luke-warm to poor reviews on it's release. Only six of the songs have ever been played live, and those only rarely (especially for such a prolific and eclectic live performer as Morrison). Unlike previous albums, it did not produce even one radio friendly single. In the four years previous to Veedon Fleece, Morrison had produced five albums, every last one of them considered a resounding classic in his canon; Moondance, His Band And The Street Choir, Tupelo Honey, Saint Dominic's Preview, and Hard Nose The Highway. After Veedon Fleece, Morrison would not release another album for three years.

It is not the most important album Morrison ever recorded, and certainly not the most popular, but it numbers amongst it's most ardent fans Irish musicians Sinead O'Conner and Elvis Costello, and it's resonance can be seen in their work. It is the album where Morrison returns to, and comes close to completing, the work that he had started in Astral Weeks, an album that still feels almost completely alien to the rest of his sixties works. Like Astral Weeks, it's the kind of album that you need to listen to, in order to really understand Van Morrison.

And you do want to understand Van Morrison. Trust me on this one. And Veedon Fleece, strange as it may seem, is a pretty good place to start. This, really, is what makes Veedon Fleece so powerful; it's not just delicate, intricate, and complex; it's accessible. It's an album that doesn't immediately turn away the casual listener. It has a simplicity to it, that draws you in, and only after breaching the surface do you begin to realise it's depths. It's not his most accessible album, not by a longshot, but brings together every part of Van Morrison, every disparate influence, every shift in style. From Veedon Fleece, you can go anwhere.

If it were me, I'd go backwards, spiral in towards the centre. From Veedon Fleece, we'd come to Hard Nose The Highway, an album that is every inch the the core of Van Morrison's popular early work, opening with the enchanting choral sound of 'Snow In San Anselmo', where Van's voice is at it's purest, and richest, where we can clearly hear the sound that would become Veedon Fleece, with the benefit of hindsight to pick it out. Rolling on, the album hits it's high at 'The Great Deception', a classic Van Morrison rant, where he rages in his beautifully strange style. It often amazes me that Bob Dylan was pegged as the political one. Close on 'Purple Heather', sweet Celtic power and sounds of the earth welling up. And just for fun, we have a cover of Kermit The Frog's 'Bein Green', though it can never hope to match the original. Don't mess with the master.

Saint Dominic's Preview, remains my favourite Van Morrison album, from the punchy scat vocal opening of 'Jackie Wilson Said', a song that rocks out like there really will be no tomorrow, to the sprawling, incandescent, explosive awe of the title track, quite simply one of the most epic songs Van ever recorded (edged out by his live performance of Caravan, with The Band, which I doubt he will ever top). Close on the ethereal and transcendent 'Almost Independence Day', a song for long slow drives at night.

Tupelo Honey, and the sweet soulful crooner, the rhythm & blues sensation, the master of soul, is here in full force. The title track rolls down every bit as sweetly and easily as it's name would suggest, all nonsensical lyrics and heartfelt beauty. 'Wild Night', 'Like A Cannonball', 'Moonshine Whiskey', every one a home run. His Band & The Street Choir, an album that just rolls out hit after hit, from the punchy rhythm of 'Domino' to the sheer majesty of 'Street Choir'.

Moondance, and I really shouldn't have to talk about Moondance. Just take it for what it is, Van Morrison's most enduring album, and say no more. With songs like 'Caravan', 'And It Stoned Me', 'Into The Mystic', 'Everyone', and the all too well known title track, what more can be said?

And this brings us, at last, to Astral Weeks. This was always to be our final destination. Astral Weeks, the most astonishing album Van ever recorded. At the time he'd already built a reputation for throwing out pop hits like 'Gloria' and 'Here Comes The Night', working with them. His debut album, Blowin' Your Mind, had included 'Brown Eyed Girl', still his most well known song. He was there, he was established. He'd had a top ten single, and was well placed to throw out an album that would do seriously well in the charts.

And then he did Astral Weeks. It's still, to this day, the most complex, intricate, delicate, and hauntingly beautiful album he has ever recorded. It's sound is so pure, so light, so fine, that it's almost impossible to grasp ahold of for more than a moment. It lifts you away, carries you up into strange places, pierces deep into your heart, and peels away every safeguard. It is the closest Van has every come to that space he always seems to be searching for, a communication that goes beyond language. Commercially, it was the most ridiculous thing he could have chosen to do, and it forever marked him out as a kindred spirit to Bob Dylan, and a few select others, men and women for whom labels and identity only existed to be destroyed. And that alone should be reason enough to take this journey. I sincerely hope that you will.